but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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