i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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