Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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