Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I touched a dick in church today
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.