the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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