I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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