Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Randomize
