i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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