Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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