Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He called his prostate his "boner button".
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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