so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.