About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Small penises have feelings too.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.