I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"