We won't sleep together?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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