So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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