Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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