I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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