oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Pants are for mortals
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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