have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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