Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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