Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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