I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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