Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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