but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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