I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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