Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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