You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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