I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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