Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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