More tranny stories later!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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