No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
