Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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