first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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