your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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