only if we run a train.
done.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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