I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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