I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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