Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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