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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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