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"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
COCAINE IS GR8
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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