matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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