i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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