is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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You. Win. At. Life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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