did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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