Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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