Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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