his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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