69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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