so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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