u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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