yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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