i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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