is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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