it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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