hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
My pussy is not your playground.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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