can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
